Thursday, April 27, 2006

13 miles out in VF. Unknown pace--easy. 64 miles in 4 days. ----------------------------- One cool thing about Penn Relays going on today, combined with me living in the area, is that I get to meet runners who stop by Valley Forge on their way to the meet. I ran into Lee Cox, the manager of a local running store and fellow competitor at last Sunday's race. He had just finished up a run with an assistant coach at Providence College. To me, Providence College, then followed by running, conjure up images of tough Irish runners, as well as Americans: Patrick Moulton and Eric Beauchesne. The school is a distance powerhouse and it was a pleasure meeting one of their coaching staff. ---------------------------- Stung by a bee on the ankle in the last mile of my run; this of all days too. I forgot my socks so the bee crawled around in my foot for a while before deciding that the hardest, boniest area would do just fine. ---------------------------- Tomorrow is the grand spectacle. Tomorrow is when my B team makes a valiant stab to not get lapped by the Raytheon and Vanguard A teams at the distance medley. I am the anchor man and will flip-flap my tired legs 4 times around the oval to an audience of six folks. Cosby will be long gone. The echoes of my pained breathing will reverberate across the ancient U Penn stadium, being absorbed by the same brick and mortar that has absorbed a hundred years of toiled screams and shouts from a pantheon of brave and foolish athletes. I haven't stepped up on a track in competition in 16 years which can be proven by my coach asking me why the hell I thought my Brooks T-4s would suffice to race in tomorrow. No, I don't own a pair of track spikes anymore. However, I did keep one of my old spikes from the REM "Green" Album days. Caught up in the breeze of nostalgia, I found it in a memory box last night and pulled it out. I stuck my finger into one of its holes pulling out caked samples of Benicia High School's finest clay track surface from 16 years ago and even from today, since the Benicia Boosters would rather fund a digital Panther Pride football sign with a digital Super Mario kicking a ball rather than upgrade the track. There really is something unique about hopping up onto a track and I'm scared to death about the experience. Unlike the marathon, a race around a track is one short needle of death delivered in one profound stab, very fast, very painful, very overt. The consequences of mistakes are dire and there's nowhere to hide; you get lapped, you get elbowed, you have to jockey for position--yes, you are nothing but a damned horse, an animal in a primeval sport which is but a few evolutionary mutations away from flickering cave drawings, edible fleas and sabre-toothed tigers. ----------------------------------- Shared cubicle update: - It's 4pm so Manilow's Copacabana is playing over in menopause world to the left. Behind my wall, the 300-pound dude used to be a drummer and, while he's training some poor college girl who fell into his web of 4 cube walls with Gary Gygax centerfold pinups, he's impressing her by tapping on the desk in some sort of cadence to Battlestar Galactica's themesong. My desk is rattling to the beat and so I went into one of Clinton's purple fits, kicked the wall, and put this song on my thinkpad decible 10 to clear the air in this place and restore my silverback primacy as the leader of this band of gorillas. Help me.

11 Comments:

Mike said...

You are a brave man to step out on that track. I'd take a 20-miler carrying two bricks over running a mile in a relay. Best of luck, I have absolutely no advice on this kind of endeavor. Oh yeah, one piece of advice. Enjoy it, at least a little.

4/27/2006 03:03:02 PM  
Elizabeth said...

good luck on the track. I love it for training but for racing I hate it.

Dark music there. But I think I'd take it over copa cabana.

4/27/2006 04:39:53 PM  
Meghan said...

Good luck this weekend, Duncan. Long(er) track races, especially on indoor tracks, are nasty gut checks. You're right, one is so exposed, those 6 people in the audience get to see that pained red-lining look slide across your face each time your come 'round. The distance that you are in front or behind the rest is innately measurable and tangible on that circle.

However, your blog seems to indicate that you've got more guts than 2 of the most of the rest of us combined. Dig deep into all that and you might find what you need to gut it out and run a great race.

And your cubicle mania descriptions? Hilarious. Although I don't work in a cubicle, my work building contains the office of an individual who probably thought he was a professional guitarist in the old days. Today, he plays everything, the air, the walls, the floor, the desk. It's rather amusing, but I'm not trapped next to it.

Good luck at the Relays!

4/27/2006 04:57:39 PM  
Eric said...

Enjoy it. If Penn is anything like the Drake Relays, the crowd has no favorites--they'll cheer for everybody. I can't imagine there will only be six people watching. Get ready for the show, you're on!

4/28/2006 05:18:13 AM  
joe positive said...

re the cubicle follies: you haven't lived until you've had to listen to someone else's conference call where one person sits in a cube behind and to your right, another sits behind and to your left, and the whole damn thing is on speakerphone. It creates a stereo echo that is maddening.

4/28/2006 06:06:02 AM  
Marc said...

Tear the hell out of the track!

I escaped cubicle hell 16 years ago - haven't looked back since.

4/28/2006 10:43:24 AM  
Anonymous said...

Hi Duncan, this is my first time to your site. I must say that I am amazed at your running ability. You're awesome.

I currently weigh 230 pounds and I'm 5'7. I have been running but Im really not making any progress. I have been on the Atkins diet for about 6 months. Im actually down 25 pounds.

My neighbor is an avid runner(4:51 miler in college) and has been advising me. He told me a good start-up program would be to run 3 minutes as hard as I can followed by 2 minutes of jump rope (3x/week). Easy days consist of a moderate walk for 10 minutes. I also do 10 chinups and 40 situps twice a week. My goal is to get down to 190 and be able to complete a 10 mile run within the next 3 months. Any advice you have would be greatly appreciated.

Gary G

4/28/2006 12:46:46 PM  
Mike said...

Heh, Gary Gygax, heh, heh. What a total coke-snorting asshole. I worked at TSR for 5 years in the mid- to late-1980s while he was still involved with the company. Tales of excess, secretary-screwing, stupidity, egotism, piss-poor writing, design, and thinking, nepotism, and more. The guy had one thing he did right in his entire life and he's been sponging off that ever since. He's a major fuck-up. Anyone who has a poster of him either has never met him or is too dumb to recognize a slimeball.

4/28/2006 06:01:28 PM  
Mike said...

The Penn Relays are on the outdoor track, right? We took a trip back East to see some colleges with our 17-y.o. daughter and UPenn was one of them. The guide brought us out onto the track and until he spoke of it, I didn't know the relays were held there. Daughter didn't like Penn, but it was fun to walk out onto the track. Guide said the stands were filled during the replays...maybe PR BS.

4/28/2006 06:06:27 PM  
Scott said...

Poor bastard. Keep running I tell you.... Like so many of us, you are basically fucked when it comes to surviving the hell of cube world. I have managed to kick and scratch my way back to 3 hard walls and 3/4 of the fourth... yet I still want to murder the occupant next door...

4/28/2006 09:08:49 PM  
chow said...

dude, Gary, run for 1 minute 1 day, whatever pace...but it has to be running not walking (i.e. at most 1 foot in contact with the ground at any point in time). The next day, add 1 more minute. This means 2 minutes on the 2nd day. Then day 3 should see 3 minutes. Continue adding just 1 minute a day until you get to the point where you think it becomes a little challenging. Hold it there for a few days but then continue adding just 1 minute. After 2 months, I would expect you to be able to tackle 1 hour of running non-stop...that's progression.

Duncan, 1 mile, on the track, my favorite distance on the most smooth surface you can trounce on. Remember to RUN the 3rd lap. It's the lap that most people slow down significantly on because they want to ease up before belching out on the final lap. But this poor advice may reach you post race. Gotta love the quarter mile oval

4/28/2006 09:32:52 PM  

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