The VP Car Crash Word Count Game: Results
Back in the day, when I didn’t like listening to someone (a boss/professor etc.) I used to keep a tally of their word whiskers. Here are the results from last night:
“Maverick”: 5
“Main Street”: 4
“The troops”: 4
“The surge worked”: 2
“Wasilla”: 2
“Hockey Mom”: 2
“Joe Six Pack”: 1
“God Bless her; her reward is in heaven”: 1
“Dadgummit, gosh darnit, heck, shoot, jeepers creepers, shucks,” (and other various minced oaths that give off a folksy, Main Street-meets-Christian Hockey maam feel): 10
Other category–gestures and other props: winks (2), hand over heart (2)
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